SCAM (Sex Crimes Against Men)

When I was 14 years old, I heard a news anchor mention sex crimes against women. It gave me pause. I wondered why he said “against women” because I had never heard of sex crimes against men. As soon as those words spun in my head, I thought that would be a great premise for a movie.

I have spent the last 30+ years trying to figure out the plot. My original idea was about women from outer space doing very bad things to earth men. I was a strange kid. Eventually, the idea evolved into an actual gang of women who sexually assaulted men. The problem was (and is) I could never visualize what that would look like.

At some point, I let go of the idea of women intentionally hurting men and decided to have a gang of women who enjoyed group sex with random men. Everything goes along fine until one of the men dies mid-coitus. I kept changing my mind about how he died. In one iteration, the gameplay gets a little too kinky, and the man has a heart attack. In another iteration, one of the ladies gets upset with him for not fulfilling her fantasy and punishes him whereby he accidentally (?) dies. And there have been even more versions, but in each one, the women then try to cover up the crime, and hijinks ensue. Yeah, it’s a comedy. A sexy, dark comedy. Perhaps I’m still a little strange.

I attempted to write some version of this screenplay around 2008. Actually, it was the first rough draft of a screenplay I’d ever written, which explains why it is SO bad. The scene that I’ve posted is really the only salvageable piece of it. To this day, it just cracks me up.

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